Midnight Madness

Here's a little tip: if you have reflux and insomnia, do not take Class 2 drugs to fall asleep and then eat a fairly large snack of barbecued potato chips and onion dip. You will get a little bit of sleep -- but mostly, once you turn over on your stomach because you are so doped up you forget that you can not under any circumstances sleep on your stomach, the onset of the acid reflux will be so awful that you will be awake from midnight until it's time to arise (and try to shine -- but you can't because your still dopey from the lack of sleep and drugs).

That's the lesson for today, children.