Friday, June 09, 2006

Milly's Needs

Go to Google, type your name and after it the words "needs." Record the first ten items that pop up. The responses may make you laugh.

Here are ten things that Milly needs:

  • An iced coffee and a different hat
  • Maintenance manuals
  • A camp job
  • To take a break
  • To take a hard look at her future’s financial securities
  • Hydration after the walk
  • Patient, nurturing folks who have a lot of time and attention to give her in the here and now
  • A date for the prom, and doubts her ability to get one.
  • An honest God-fearing person to get the money so it doesn't fall into the greedy hands of her late husband's family
  • You messing with her head because you're horny

You know, I actually do need most of these things . . .

1 comment:

M said...

I like your needs BETTER!!

My first name is Mary so my needs:

a lamb
prayer (three times)
moral clarity
the flame of love of the Immaculate Heart
linemen (i need a football team?)
caffeine(apparently everyone needs coffee!)

here is my favorite: mary needs to develop her scanning skills to use her communication device...huh?