. . . by snugpug (see picture on right -- Queeni, Rupert, & Snugpug) to do this meme on behalf of Fritzy and Gus.
Fritzy's top 7 annoyances because Fritzy can be quite the picky boy:
1. Anyone who actually manages to pass him by without stopping to make over him and tell him just exactly how "itty bitty pretty" he really is. Ignore him and he may snap at you.
2. Children who dare to run by the car while he is vigilantly guarding it from marauding hordes of wild beasts -- or whatever Fritzy thinks he's actually guarding the vehicle from.
3. Mama's who try to climb into bed after he has cozily settled himself under the covers for a long winter's nap.
4. A housemate who is huddled in front of the warm air vent at 5 a.m. when the humans are stirring and temperature is hovering around 65 degrees in the house.
5. Anyone who would deign to offer up raw veggies to eat instead of prime rib, shrimp, or pork chop bones.
6. A younger housemate who gets to the ball quicker after it has been tossed for him to catch.
7. Full anal glands -- they MUST be emptied every month, or woe to the person upon whose lap he decides to perch.
Gus does not have 7 annoyances -- he has only one very large one:
#1 and only: a very bum left rear leg that hurts pretty much all the time for no reason that highly expensive x-rays can determine and requires him to take medication every morning of his life and not be able to jump at all (especially onto the bed where Fritzy can loll around at will and get all the human attention because he can leap like a frog).